Shark Week

So It's shark week starting tomorrow my friends! Everything shark tomorrow at 9PM EP Time on The Discovery Channel. How will you be celebrating?

Here's a drinking game you might enjoy with you mates!

So I was trying to figure out what to type about Shark Week, when I cam across this very "Man thing to say" point of view when comparing Shark Week and a woman's ........* Clears throat* ..Monthly visit. Which is rather amusing I must say:

"The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.

Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.

Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"

Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."

 

HAPPY SHARK WEEK MATES!

-BlOnDe